Just a Girl Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

This Just a Girl Standing in Front of a Dungeon Asking It Not to Kill Her tee is a poignant, poetic homage to every woman who has ever strolled into a perilous, trap-laden lair wearing nothing but courage, eyeliner, and 8 temporary hit points. The typography? As bold as your bluff check. The sentiment? Shakespearean tragedy meets chaotic neutral sarcasm.
Perfect for those of us who dabble in dice, death saves, and emotional damage, this shirt whispers, “I came here to loot and cry in the corner—and I’m all out of potions.”
Slip into this cotton cry for help and tell the dungeon: “Not today, darling. Not. Today.”
Ideal for game night, casual hexes, or emotionally fraught bard solos.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look
- Highly elastic ribbed collar
- Durable and smooth fabric for vibrant printing
- Ethically made with US cotton
- Classic fit suitable for any occasion
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Returns
Our products are custom-made and produced after order. Please note that due to individual manufacturing, we cannot accept returns unless the items are damaged or have defects.
Please understand that color deviations due to differences in monitor calibration does not entitle you to an exchange.