Behold the magnificent marvel of musical mayhem! This delightfully chaotic tee features a green-skinned troubadour—a goblin bard of questionable charm—strumming his lute with gleeful abandon, surrounded by an ensemble of bewildered and brooding onlookers. One can only assume they’re entranced… or enduring.
Made from the softest of cottons and stitched with the threads of dramatic flair, this unisex t-shirt is a declaration: you are not afraid to serenade your enemies into submission or summon the absurd with song. Perfect for bards, mischief-makers, and those who delight in discordant harmony.
Whether you’re casting Vicious Mockery or commanding center stage at game night, this garment ensures all eyes will be on you—willingly or otherwise. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the goblin melody play on!
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and reduced waste
- Highly elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Durable fabric perfect for vibrant printing
- Made with ethically sourced cotton ensuring sustainability
- Lightweight, comfortable fit with a classic crew neckline

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors