Ah, the fickle whimsy of fate, rendered most exquisitely in wearable form! This divine garment pays homage to the cruel mistress that is chance, elegantly embroidered with the sacred decree: The Dice Giveth, The Dice Taketh Away.
Emblazoned with heraldic flair and a stately monochrome design worthy of a fantasy court, this tee is a solemn ode to the capricious gods of tabletop gaming. Whether you're basking in a nat 20 or bemoaning your latest critical catastrophe, this piece will cradle your dramatic soul in cotton comfort.
 
Ideal for philosophers of probability and tragic heroes of the dice tray alike.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look
- Highly elastic ribbed collar
- Durable and smooth fabric for vibrant printing
- Ethically made with US cotton
- Classic fit suitable for any occasion
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors