Step aside, mere mortals. The “Houses & Humans” tank top is here to ignite your wardrobe with draconic drama and tabletop wit. Two dragons, locked in intense strategy over a game of humans, because—naturally—when the DM smiles, it’s already too late.
This exalted garment boasts side seams for divine contour retention, self-fabric binding for that polished, uninterrupted look, and a retail fit that embraces you like a well-cast charm. Crafted from a lightweight, breathable fabric, it’s the ideal attire for quests in the sun or smug tavern victories.
Enrobe yourself in comfort, command respect from your party, and remember: just because they’re dragons doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate good design.
Product features
- With side seams for extended durability
- Self fabric binding for a seamless look
- Available in various cotton blends
- Designed for adult wear
- Made in Nicaragua with compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean